Jack Daniels Unwin is an aspiring author currently employed in the medical field and is a former ET employee of NASA. Being fluent in 4 languages including the language of seduction makes communication a lot simpler with the human females. He once asked out a deaf girl in sign but she signed him back with a middle finger so he took it as a no. Having worked for various other government agencies during his lifetime allowed him to reach a simple conclusion: all of them sucked. Sadly he was never a secret agent although he wouldn't mind becoming one if it meant rescuing several damsels in distress, and that dress