Four attractive young people (Michelle Randolph, Bianca Haase, Brock O’Hurn and Michael Vlamis) decide to treat the special birthday girl among them and spring for a vacation on Maui in “The Resort.”.
Better still, they plan to island hop and stay overnight at a supposedly haunted and abandoned resort, known for appearances of “The Half-Faced Girl” and bad things that occur in “Room 306.”
The whole thing is presented with a framing device, in which the sole survivor (no telling who -- wait, you won’t care) recalls the whole thing to a cop and we keep flashing back to the terrible six hours she spent on the island.
Here’s the problem with the flashback: it takes place in a hospital room with a single curtain, a window, a bed that lacks...