Every so often, one comes across something that is just outlandish enough that it can’t be anything but true. There’s an area between Babylon Bee-esque satire and reality within which this is so, and an editorial by a man by the name of Spencer Lindquist, an intern at The FederalistThe Federalist, demonstrates this all too perfectly.

Lindquist, a former student of the Campbell Union High School District in California and current senior at Pepperdine University, has taken a moment to look in on his former district and review just how insane it has become. Six years removed from his time in the schools, he finds “the situation has undoubtedly worsened.”

Plastering the district’s website is a cornucopia of inane Critical Race Theory resources, each one leading one into a veritable...