Wknd Box Office: Baywatch (Anti-Semitic), Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Blog Posts Movie ReviewsPirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger TidesThe Ten Commandments Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – Rated PG-13: As indicated by the title of this movie, a dead man (or at least a brain-dead one) must have made this, because there’s simply no tale told here. It’s just a messy long, slow, boring slog through a bunch of dueling pirates and special effects. But it’s mostly confusing and nonsensical. Whereas the first installment of the Pirates movies was somewhat cute and entertaining, this fifth installment is just absurd and looks like it was written by kindergarteners (with apologies to the kindergarteners). It’s simply unnecessary and a complete and total waste of time. The only reason it was made was to fill greedy...

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May 28th 2017
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