Weekend Box Office: The Great Wall, Fist Fight, A Cure For Wellness

Blog Posts Movie Reviews A Cure For Wellness – Rated R: The Feel-Good-Father-Daughter-Incest-Sex-Scene Movie of the Year! This long, slow slog through pretentiousness clocks in at nearly two-and-a-half hours, and it’s gross and stupid. They could’ve edited out a full hour of it, and you’d have missed nothing in this repetitive bore. This is one of those arthouse movies that tries so hard to be quirky, strange, and different, that it fails on all counts. It’s supposed to be a scary thriller, but it’s neither scary nor thrilling. Just dumb and pointless. And total garbage. Every single element and plot point of this movie seems begged, borrowed, and stolen from far superior thrillers that actually thrilled, scared, and had interesting plots. This...

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Feb 17th 2017
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