Alita: Battle Angel

Director
Robert Rodriguez
Runtime
2 h 02 min
Release Date
5 February 2019
Genres
Action, Science Fiction, Thriller, Romance
Overview
When Alita awakens with no memory of who she is in a future world she does not recognize, she is taken in by Ido, a compassionate doctor who realizes that somewhere in this abandoned cyborg shell is the heart and soul of a young woman with an extraordinary past.
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by The Grey Backpack on Alita: Battle Angel
I like turtles

The movie had many aspects that were purple and green and on the other hand I like to eat Taco Bell more than KFC, but I wonder if that was natural preferences in taste or if it's because I was born into a State with many Mexicans so my taste buds adapted? Tough call.

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by chillahpillah on Alita: Battle Angel
good movie

Awesome movie that is apparently accurate to the original anime/manga which was already multiculti. So for once, Hollywood doesn't have to change the source material to fit their """diversity""" quotas. And since they are cyborgs, the strong female sh*t doesn't really bug me like most Mary Sue stories do. It's just nerdy Japanese guys who like this stuff for aesthetic reasons, with no agenda. Only thing that is weird is Edward Norton's casting I guess.

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