Fatman (2020)

Director
Eshom Nelms, Ian Nelms
Runtime
1 h 40 min
Release Date
13 November 2020
Genres
Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Overview
A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
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  • “Fat Man (2020)”

    This is one of those movies that portrays exaggerated character doing ridiculous things. If you can watch it with that in mind it can still be entertaining. (Personally I like a more realistic storyline.) Overall it was a fun movie to watch and has some really nice ideas when attempting to describe the back story of Santa. This reminded me of American Beauty in the sense that it is a bizarre and crazy story but in the end it succeeds in making a point.

    And finally I would never notice let alone have a problem with any race or gender in a movie. The problem today is it is now an agenda hitting you over the head. So the fact that they made Mrs Claus black….well that to me is absurd and an agenda-based casting decision. Which makes me angry and disgusted. When in the real world it would not have even been a thought. Now it is all I see. Too bad huh?  An example of the carnage of the left.

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by truthsayer on Fatman
Miscegenating Santa

So, Santa's married to a Negress. He's depressed. He's stressed. And he's being hunted down like a dog by a bounty hunter. But no worries-Old Saint Nick is a damn fine shot, and Mrs Klaus has a punch that packs a wallop. If this sounds like crap to you, you're not wrong.

Love Mel Gibson, but his tal;ent's wasted in this stinker. Too bad he can't find work in a decent movie thanks to Jew-controlled Hollywood. Still steals every scene he's in.

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Weird delivery

I love Saint Mel, so you should pay to see any movie he's in. But this was meant to be a "Bad Santa" kind of movie, but the delivery was funky. No one was really a loveable character and the dark comedy didn't hit well. So it's just an uncomfortable cringe throughout. Plus I didn't see the trailer so I had no idea Mrs. Claus was black. That was real obnoxious. The concepts and premise was great though, just poorly delivered. For example, the elves being super efficient and just eating handfuls of candy and taking naps was great. Also the fact that Santa ages well because he is altruistic. Things like that. Also, you really want Ben Shapiro's doppelgänger to be really punished. And no spoilers but the conclusion was anticlimactic in that regard. But more than anything, you just don't enjoy any of the characters. You hate them all or at best are neutral. I wish they would have watched this and kept the tone in mind:
 
"BAD SANTA: Empathy For The Unlikable"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqzSxMO4MFM


Still, bravo to them for trying something new and casting Saint Mel. And if you want a redpill interpretation, Ben Shapiro could be the merchant pitting the gentiles against each other and that the Black and White tensions wouldn't be there without em. And the hyper consumerist/free market is what is ruining the trad life, and rooting for Santa as he fights to "Make Christmas Great Again" will make it interesting...
 
But skip it if you're not a big Mel fan or cinephile into weird sh**. 

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