The Karate Kid (1984)

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Director
John G. Avildsen
Runtime
2 h 06 min
Release Date
22 June 1984
Genres
Drama
Overview
Hassled by the school bullies, Daniel LaRusso has his share of adolescent woes. Luckily, his apartment building houses a resident martial arts master: Kesuke Miyagi, who agrees to train Daniel ... and ends up teaching him much more than self-defense. Armed with newfound confidence, skill and wisdom, Daniel ultimately faces off against his tormentors in this hugely popular classic underdog tale.
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by Jessica on The Karate Kid
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Kobra Kai is great, and after finishing the seasons and seeing all the throwbacks, we had to watch the original. It's really fast paced, goes straight into the action. But it's frustrating seeing this ugly brown eyed twink mutt kick the blue eyed blonde aryan evil one dimensional bully.  It's much like "Heathers" but an Italian rather than a Jew, but they often are interchangeable to normies... think Al Pacino finally going "mask off" in the latest Key & Peele kill whitey series. (I forget the name, but the hunting nazis one.) 
 

I mean, I like Italians and the actor, it's just annoying now that I notice how Hollywood started demonizing blue eyed blondes. Really glad Kobra Kai flipped the script, even if that reboot is made by members of the tribe too. 
 
Also it's annoying that they make the rich people horrible, and glorify the single mom big city punks. Idk, I grew up loving the "under dog" but at this stage Hollywood's clichés make me really hate everyone they try to champion. Sucks too, because this is a classic and I find myself like Paris Hilton wanting to tell them to "stop being poor."
 
Ah well. I'd still show my kids this and didn't have any strong anger watching it, just annoyance. They are rolling in the cash and it's way too late at this point to matter, so just watch it if it's free. 

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